So one of my friends and I have intense conversations about sports, and every time these conversations tend to have exchanges that are seemingly so bizarre, it'd be a crime not to share them with the world. So here we're some highlights from tonight's post-Carmelo Anthony trade franzy in the NBA...
(Note: Captain Trailblazer has set a trend of breaking up his statements into a multiple sentence structure that for some reason reminds me of a series of haikus, so pay close attention to the voice changes)
*I can't figure out why there's random spaces, but enjoy anyway!
CT: I'm glad melo is over
CT: because other trades can now drop
CT: but denver did ok, the NJ package was way better
CT: im not too high on galo or chandler
CT: and the picks suck
RG: chandlers decent
RG: doesnt golden state stink?
RG: could be high picks
CT: golden states second round i think
CT: the first was a NY pick in 2014
CT: which wont suck
RG: yeah but high second round
RG: so
RG: trade those picks for a better one
CT: second round turns out like shit 98% of the time
RG: eh
RG: milwaukee has actually done decent with 2nd round
CT: ya
CT: redd was solid
CT: there are always exceptions
CT: but a vast majority
CT: dont stick at all
RG: yeah
RG: true
CT: then again
CT: neither do 1st rounders
RG: so thats why i say they could trade em
CT: ya, i get what you are saying
CT: but smart people
CT: wouldnt trade for those picks
CT: unfortunately
CT: its the NBA
CT: and a bunch of GMs are retards
RG: well i think weve realized the sports world isnt filled with genius gms
CT: its sad that we realize they shouldnt do it
CT: and they do it anyways
CT: I wonder what wuld happen if a GM ran his team based on bloggers recommendations
RG: then you get the dallas cowboys
CT: boom roasted
RG: jerry jones is probably the only owner who runs his team based on madden rankings
RG: al davis tries to run his team like billy beane
RG: and olshey runs his like omar minaya
CT: lol
(later in the conversation...)
CT: did you hear about this news
RG: yeah
RG: lol
RG: never would happen
RG: theyre too busy looking for a YOUNG guy with a cannon who throws pick after pick
CT: that was my next guess
CT: i mean he had a good audition with the redskins
CT: pick on his first throw?
RG: think it was a fumble returned for a td
CT: close enough
CT: it would have been a pick
CT: we all know that
RG: probably
*Keep an eye out soon for guest posts from Captain Trailblazer (who may at that point choose a different pen name), and talks of a potential...wait for it...podcast. All this and more coming soon from the Ramblin' Gorm!
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